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Here are some reasons why I might be cooler than you:
I have kangaroos in my yard.
I can run 6 miles AND bake a killer chocolate chip cookie.
I am really tall with really long hair. My legs never end.
I have started three businesses.
I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan.
Here are some reasons why I’m probably not cooler than you:
The kangaroos are in the yard, but it’s not my house. I rent.
I can shuffle for 6 miles. Because I bake so many chocolate chip cookies, and they like to hang out on my waist.
I am really tall and have really long hair, but I can never find clothes to fit because my appendages are freakishly long. Also my feet are really big. My husband and I can share shoes. But we don’t.
I have started three business, but made no money. I’ve made a little money, but I keep putting it into other businesses.
I don’t know what that last one means. I think it refers to housework. I’m a terrible housekeeper. Too busy starting businesses and searching the web for oversized shoe retailers.